I Pirate WHAT?!

Aug 13, 2013

∙ Paid

Update as of August 16, 2023: It’s been literally 10 years since I wrote this post, and I have now sold my own collection of personal essays, haiku, and drawings from my time in Japan, tentatively titled Geri o Shimasu, to Unsolicited Press for publication in August of 2025. I can’t wait to share it with you all!

I really admire David Sedaris, because h…

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