Crossing the Rainbow Bridge
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"My Only Fans would just be videos of me chasing my elderly dog down the street braless," I said to Vince after bringing Ein back in from a potty break in the front yard.
"You'd have tons of subscribers," he replied with a laugh.
“She tried to make a break for it this morning, and I had to scoop her up just as a truck careened around the corner. I'm pret…
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